Perhaps The Most Embarrassing Loss by UCLA Football...Ever.

Absolutely everything goes wrong for Rick Neuheisel and Bruins. 59-0. Rumors are spreading that the BYU Cougars, up 42-0 at halftime, decided that even God could not bring the Bruins back into the game. They tested the theory and their faith by drinking a cocktail of coffee, beer, and regular coke prior to taking the field in the 3rd quarter. Additionally, they opted against a half time speech by the coaching staff in favor of clips from the 'R' rated movie "The Big Lebowski".

Indeed, God was unable to help the Bruins...BYU decided not to take the field in the 4th quarter, choosing instead to drink vodka shots and donate money to the Obama campaign. With the Cougars gone, UCLA managed a zero to zero 4th quarter score.

Above: a downed Bruin is about to receive a 6 on 1 gay dry hump - another explicitly forbidden act within the Mormon faith that the Cougars carried out during the 3rd quarter Saturday.