Monday, September 7, 2009

Labor Day In California... A Dan Walters Update...

Published: Monday, Sep. 7, 2009 - 12:00 am

This is not a celebratory Labor Day for California's workers, and that includes government employees who believed that labor contracts and civil service rules gave them bulletproof job protection.

California is mired in one of its worst economic recessions, with unemployment approaching 12 percent and likely to rise higher, but even those with jobs are often pinched by wage freezes and reductions, furloughs and cuts in fringe benefits.

The jobless rate is twice as high as it was a year ago, the California Budget Project points out, and the recession has wiped out the state's employment gains in the last four years. The 57.5 percent of working-age adults who have jobs is the lowest rate in three decades, reflecting both the recession and the ever-growing retiree cohort.

The fact that California has been hit extraordinarily hard has sparked an intense, even bitter, public debate about whether the state has crippled itself for the long term and will not see a return to prosperity even when the rest of the nation recovers.

Conservatives point to the state's high taxes and penchant for regulatory overkill as making it what one state commission called a "job-killing machine." But liberals contend that allowing the state's infrastructure, schools and colleges to erode by reducing spending has made California less innovative and attractive to investment.

The debate rages on the airwaves and in legislative chambers; just last week, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed, for the third time, legislation that would allow the United Farm Workers union to organize with "card checks" rather than elections.

Even public worker unions are finding the going tough in these recessionary times. Furloughs have become common. The once-impregnable California Correctional Peace Officers Association is losing a battle against sharp cuts in prison spending. The California Teachers Association has been unable to block deep school reductions. Last month, trustees of the giant Los Angeles Unified School District, defying its teachers union, voted to massively expand charter schools.

As the 2009 legislative session comes to a close, unions are engaged on several fronts. While the Service Employees International tries to win ratification of a state worker contract that would limit furloughs, local government unions are pushing a late-blooming bill to make municipal bankruptcy (such as Vallejo's) more difficult and other labor groups are trying to raise long-frozen benefits for injured workers.

The California Commission on Health and Safety and Workers' Compensation has proposed a tuneup in the system that would, it says, save as much as $1.4 billion a year in employer costs, largely by overturning a decision by the Workers' Compensation Appeals Board that undermined some of the 2004 reforms that cut costs sharply.

Labor's price for enactment of the new reforms, in whole or in part, would be a boost in benefits for injured workers.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Has Somebody Started To Smell A Bit????

Birthday burial set for Michael Jackson

Associated Press
Posted: August 18, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- The King of Pop will be buried on what would have been his 51st birthday, a spokesman for Michael Jackson's family said today.

Jackson will be buried at a private ceremony at Forest Lawn-Glendale on Aug. 29, spokesman Ken Sunshine said in a statement. Guests will be limited to family and close friends, Sunshine said.

"The Jackson family once again wishes to express its gratitude to Michael's fans around the world for their support during these difficult times," the statement said.

Details about the ceremony and the whereabouts of Jackson's body have been tightly guarded. The announcement came a day after the New York Daily News reported comments by Jackson's father, Joe Jackson, that his son would be buried on what would have been his birthday.

Sunshine said Jackson will be buried on the Holly Terrace at the cemetery's Great Mausoleum. The cemetery's Web site describes the mausoleum as featuring replicas of works by Michelangelo. It also features a stained glass recreation of Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper."

The cemetery is in the city of Glendale, which is about 8 miles north of downtown Los Angeles. It is a different location from the Hollywood Hills cemetery where Jackson's family was seen gathering days after his death on June 25.

Think We Are Bad Off? Michigan Wants Our Prisoners!

California: No prisoners headed to Michigan

Published: Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2009 - 10:37 am

California officials have sent a letter to Michigan's corrections director saying thanks but no thanks on using Michigan prisons to house its inmates.

Michigan still is asking for states that might be interested in using soon-to-be-closed prisons in Standish and Muskegon. Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm says housing other states' prisoners will let the state keep hundreds of jobs.

California officials evaluated both prisons. But they said in a letter sent Monday that the proposed per diem rate that Michigan would charge is "significantly higher" than the rates currently paid to contract for other out-of-state beds.

Pennsylvania also is considering using the Michigan prisons, and the administration of President Barack Obama is looking at housing Guantanamo detainees in Standish.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sacramento and Washington Choose Minnows over People..

Central California's San Joaquin Valley; oft' referred to as 'The Breadbasket of the World', has been drying up thanks to a new interpretation by the Obama Administration regarding water reclamation.

Long story short; a delta built for irrigating the valley's rich soil has been now completely confiscated by environmentally concerned politicians so that water from the delta can run out to the sea. The decision this year to stop the pumps because of a mild drought is largely based on new findings that claim Orca whales eventually benefit from the Delta Smelt Minnow that populate the irrigation water in the delta.

It would be hard to imagine a worse time for CA to pursue a policy that kills thousands of jobs and cripples a significant portion of the valley that is responsible for a whopping 25% of the nations Ag production.


Friday, July 10, 2009

Please take a good look Mr. President....

Or as they say in Hawaii - extend a warm and firm Mahalo.....

(We interrupt regular our regular LA broadcast to bring you the latest from the G8 Conference in Italy.....)

Courtesy of The Comedy Hub (CHN):

Barack Obama Was Caught Checking Out Booty Today....

Likewise for French buddy Nicolas Sarkozy...

L'Aquila, Italy- Seems like they both had time to take a good look. Maybe they are not used to seeing curly hair... on a 16 YEAR OLD BRAZILIAN GIRL??



But none of this was all that bad until a reporter at The Associated Press did a blow up of the pic (below) and found that Barack was indeed contemplating a second stimulus package...






Although the moment passed quickly, the pair were about to get an opportunity to discuss their day....



The two were in deep conversation the next day discussing how they both had learned their respective lessons; but Holy Cow; that's just not fair...




But(t), American's still have no choice to concede that this guy would have been no better.....





Thursday, July 9, 2009

Budget Crisis Got You Down? Smoke a J dude.

Attitudes change; pot dispensaries multiply

Published: Thursday, Jul. 9, 2009 - 12:00 am | Page 1A

With a hard-line stance against marijuana crumbling at almost every level of government, advocates of the drug are pushing beyond legality for societal acceptance.

There are about 30 medical marijuana dispensaries in Sacramento that distribute cannabis to patients with conditions ranging from cancer to anorexia who have a letter from their doctor. According to those in the business, half have opened in the last six months, a result of the Obama administration vowing not to prosecute dispensaries if they're abiding by state laws.

The rapid growth has prompted dispensary operators and local activists to call city officials, asking for more oversight, even if it results in extra taxes or regulations. For some, it's an effort to curb skyrocketing competition. Many hope oversight will unmask a business they say should be as normal as a Rite-Aid.

"It would legitimize us in a big way," said Cody Bass, co-director of Capitol Wellness Collective in midtown. "And it would keep out a lot of different elements we don't want involved – we don't want any Joe Schmoe selling marijuana to a 16-year-old kid just to make rent that month."

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said in May that it's time for California to study whether to legalize and tax marijuana for recreational use.

A national marijuana advocacy group launched an ad campaign Wednesday in California's major television markets proposing that as a solution to the state's budget crisis. Some stations have said they will not air the 30-second ad, in which Fair Oaks resident Nadene Herndon contends that taxes could help offset cuts faced by schools, health care and police.

More: http://www.sacbee.com/capitolandcalifornia/story/2011888.html?mi_rss=Capitol%20and%20California



Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Just now From CHN: Joe Jackson Wins Custody; Debuts "Jackson 3"

Trio to 'Honor' Michael's Upcoming London Tour Dates
by: Mandy Westgate , CHN Hollywood Minute, 10:45 AM PST

LOS ANGELES: A high stakes custody battle between Jackson's parents and Debbie Rowe has finally been resolved out of court according to a Jackson family representative. The three children (Prince Michael, 12; Paris Michael Katherine, 11; and Prince Michael II (blanket), 7) have been with their grandparents since Michael's death on June 25th.

Joe and Katherine Jackson want to raise the children with 'love and guidance'. Additionally, they have disclosed that each child will receive a $7.00 per week allowance which is equivalent to what Michael made when he was their age, albeit after 3 platinum singles and several years of 'whippins'.

Early feedback from America's newest pop group has varied widely. Their sound so far is likened to both Hansen and Alvin and The Chipmunks. Simon, one of three lead vocalists from the aforementioned animated group, was asked about the comparison to the 'Jackson 3' by CHN and replied "Bull Fucking-Shit" in a
sped-up baritone voice.

Jermaine Jackson has already gone public with his anger that he has not been asked to perform in the group; telling multiple sources that Blanket's back-up vocals are atrocious.

"It's unclear if these kids will need to be disciplined the same way I unmercifully beat their father and the others" said Joe Jackson to a handful of reporters just hours after the King of Pop had been laid to rest. "I think it's different for each child; my 9 children all needed harsh systematic beatings, various types of sexual abuse, and lifelong battles with me over proceeds from their artistic work as minors".

"We can only pray that these three respond in much the same way", concluded Joe with a sheepish smile as he lightly stroked a giant wooden paddle behind his back.

AEG Live, Michael's promoter for the pending tour, has stated that refunds are clearly not necessary now that the 'Jackson 3' will be available for the entirety of the London concert series. "We wont be charging ticket holders any additional money for getting two more Jackson's than originally planned" stated AEG on their website.

Final details of the custody agreement are not expected to be made public. Speculation from a close friend of Debbie Rowe's revealed that a deal was likely struck allowing Rowe to take all proceeds from an upcoming interview between Diane Sawyer and Bubbles the Chimp. Also, a 25 million dollar payout was made to Rowe.

Rowe, pictured right in a black shirt which portrays three wolves howling to the moon
not unlike three motherless children, might be seizing her final opportunity to sell or profit from the two children that she crapped out under contract in 1997 and 1998 respectively.

Rowe's attorney, did not entirely agree; "When Joe and Katherine Jackson die we will get one more shot at a payday; we just want what's best for the children" said Almli, as she winked at her driver to close the bullet proof windows of her Mercedez-Benz Maybach which was being towed by a separate Maybach so that the sound of the motor could not be heard in her Maybach.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Schwarzenegger explores non-conventional options to close CA Budget

Two Year Budget Crisis Leaves Governor and State Legislature with Few Viable Options
by: Rachelle Vicente-Dias CHN Political Team. 3:45 PM PST

Sacramento, CA:
Following last months rejection of several revenue increasing ballot measures, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his staff one clear goal: find ways to save the state money and fast.

CHN has obtained an email from an anonymous staffer who helped narrow the list down to the 20 following proposals that are on currently on the Governor's desk and awaiting approval:


1. Considering an offer by Long John Silver's to buy naming rights to the state itself for 22.5 million.
2. Tax Free Cigarettes to be sold to spotted owls in exchange for access to valuable old growth forests
3.
No cop Thursdays.
4. The four guys that stand around while one guy works on all California road and transportation projects will be cut to just four guys standing around.
5. Salary laden public school administrative jobs will be entirely eliminated; no change expected to test scores.
6. "Prevailing Wage" labor rates to be dropped from all State projects in favor of "whatever rate that Mexican will do it for".
7. San Diego beaches to be loaded and shipped to Missouri in exchange for "Show Me State" motto; expected value of revenues are described as 'sentimental' .
8. Will temporarily allow USC football team to play in the NFL.
9. Asks California poultry farmers to look really, really hard for a 'golden goose'.
10.
Yosemite National Park to be dynamited/burned (savings to budget still unclear)
11. Formal review to determine cost effectiveness of fire trucks vs. the 'bucket system'
12. Find out what happened with that check that was supposed to come from the Nigerian Oil Minister's cousin.
13. Order Coast Guard to carefully search for additional islands... warns that he is already aware of Baja California.
14. Asks Cal Berkley economists to get him an honest assessment of the value of ocean water.
15. Announce a 2nd gold rush. Details TBA.
16. Remaster 'Conan The Barbarian' to Blu-Ray. Donate all proceeds to the ailing Department of Sanitation which has been over-run with discarded vhs, laser-disc, and dvds from Schwarzenegger films for over 25 years.
17. DMV workers to write parking tickets during 'enhanced' 2 hour lunch break.
18. Post office employees encouraged to 'Give a Damn' (even though this is a federal obligation the staff felt it should be included).
19. Expand 'Gas Tax' to include farting.
20. Or forget ideas 1-19 and solve the states fiscal crisis by having the 600,000 incarcerated illegal immigrants replace the 600,000 non-incarcerated illegal immigrants who currently provide for the States Agricultural labor.

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